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http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frightened and said […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always very red. He did not like doctors, but last month his wife said to him, ‘don’t be stupid, George. Go and […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn’t know the answer to, she would have to pay […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore ,purposely falls in and pretents to be drowing. Without any hestination,the son-in-law jumps in […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, ‘Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.’ Jack went to Manchester […]

http://www.kishtech.ir Two soldiers were in camp. The first one’s name was George, and the second one’s name was Bill. George said, ‘Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?’ Bill said, ‘Yes, I have,’ and he gave them to him. Then George said, ‘Now I haven’t got a pen.’ Bill gave him […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’ The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “۱-Each morning, makes him a healthy breakfast and […]

http://www.kishtech.ir پردیس فناوری کیش طرح ملی مشاوره متخصصین صنعت و مدیریت دپارتمان زبان انگلیسی برگزار میکند The cautious captain of a small ship had to go along a coast with which he was unfamiliar , so he tried to find a qualified pilot to guide him. He went ashore in one of the small ports […]